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    This morning whilst driving to work, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new Mercedes doing about 120mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds.....to continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs! Splashed and burned big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

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    Damn women drivers!
    biggerdave Reviewed by biggerdave on . I'm only joking [perhaps] This morning whilst driving to work, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new Mercedes doing about 120mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds.....to continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my Rating: 5

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    Is that all to complain about, I had to laugh about those exciting adventures.
    Here are 2 more examples of ladies behind the wheel, although the gentleman as nu #3 can also do some of it, note how he, just like that first lady with me, with all 4 wheels in the wrong lane, he probably did not see the entire tram .
    That second lady on the van Brienenoord bridge was surprised by one who started to slow down in the middle lane because otherwise he or she would miss the turn to Feijenoord.

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    Yeah, those mad bloody Dutch motorcyclists should be banned from the road. they just get in every bodies way!

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    If everyone just steps aside now, I can just keep driving.
    But I suspect that the first lady had just returned from the UK.

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